Instead of spending a vast personal fortune, years translating, travelling to archives, toiling over writing...
... I should have just got a ghostwriter and coined all the fecking money in.
Hot on the heels of Jordan (bestselling "author"), comes a novel from millionaire super chav Kerry. It's in the top 10 in Smith's (not a serious bookstore, to be sure, as they don't stock my book...)
Some people might be bitter...
I've been doing it wrong all these years
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I've been doing it wrong all these years
No-one who speaks German could be an evil man
Hi Richard
Maybe you should go on a reality show and become a 'Personality who then becomes famous for nothing of note other than getting into fights or flashing your Y-Fronts etc. Then the lower end Red Tops and smutty gloss magazines will pay you buckets of dosh.
See you soon in Heat,Nuts or Now etc
Regards
Andy H
Maybe you should go on a reality show and become a 'Personality who then becomes famous for nothing of note other than getting into fights or flashing your Y-Fronts etc. Then the lower end Red Tops and smutty gloss magazines will pay you buckets of dosh.
See you soon in Heat,Nuts or Now etc
Regards
Andy H
You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.
And so as I patrol in the valley of the shadow of the tricolour I must fear evil, For I am but mortal and mortals can only die
And so as I patrol in the valley of the shadow of the tricolour I must fear evil, For I am but mortal and mortals can only die
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Sex and Swastikas sell, so you need to sex-up your tome Richard
Maybe a chapter about hot nights in a foxhole, having a big cannon isn't everything, maybe some 'swinging between the combatants, followed by some guilt counselling paragraphs, then a final chapter about returning home to find your wife has had several affairs and thus all the trouble/strife has been for nothing and then he commits suicide with a captured pistol.
Then doctor your picture so that you have a blond hair and a rather large bust and change your name to Regina Want-It. Then maybe just maybe you'll make the WHS Top Ten list
Regards
Maybe a chapter about hot nights in a foxhole, having a big cannon isn't everything, maybe some 'swinging between the combatants, followed by some guilt counselling paragraphs, then a final chapter about returning home to find your wife has had several affairs and thus all the trouble/strife has been for nothing and then he commits suicide with a captured pistol.
Then doctor your picture so that you have a blond hair and a rather large bust and change your name to Regina Want-It. Then maybe just maybe you'll make the WHS Top Ten list
Regards
You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.
And so as I patrol in the valley of the shadow of the tricolour I must fear evil, For I am but mortal and mortals can only die
And so as I patrol in the valley of the shadow of the tricolour I must fear evil, For I am but mortal and mortals can only die
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Hi Halder,
I once in the mid 1990s heard the military author John Ellis at a conference offer the title for the most saleable book. It included the words "Waffen-SS", "Diet", "Cat", "Recipe", "Workout", "Romance" and a Chinese word of your choice. I guess the author would have to be Ricky Gervais and the publisher Mills & Boon.
Cheers,
Sid.
I once in the mid 1990s heard the military author John Ellis at a conference offer the title for the most saleable book. It included the words "Waffen-SS", "Diet", "Cat", "Recipe", "Workout", "Romance" and a Chinese word of your choice. I guess the author would have to be Ricky Gervais and the publisher Mills & Boon.
Cheers,
Sid.