Prince Charles was hauled into court yesterday morning.
"Charles Windsor. Prince of Wales. Man who would be king if his mother ever got off the pot. You are charged with necrophilia. How do you plead?" said the judge.
"Not guilty, your honor."
"Not guilty?! How can you waste this court's time with a not guilty plea when the there is a proponderance of evidence against you? Signed affidavits, video film of the moment, plus some pretty good shots provided to this court from poparrazzi--what possibly could be your defense?"
the "Honeymoon" is Scotland is a joke in itself. Today on the French TV they showed a parody of Charles and Camilla frolicking in the Scottish thistle fields with Charles wearing the traditional kilt and some of his assets dangling underneath between his knees......
No, really, I don't get it. Perhaps you can explain?
We have dozens of jokes on the subject going round over here, all irrevertential, many not very witty, but all understandable. For example, this one supposedly refers to Camilla's looks and the fact that this country's most famous horse race was put back by a couple of hours so as not to clash with TV coverage of the wedding:
Q: "Why was the Grand National horse race delayed on Saturday by two hours?"
A: "Because Camilla couldn't be in two places at once!"
To help you, I offer some possible explanations of LKafka's well written but obscurely constructed joke. The joke is:
1) Charles thinks Necrophilia is a country.
2) Charles thinks it OK to make love to dead English people.
3) Charles had made love to Diana after she was dead.
4) There is no joke as such, because LKafka is just taking the piss.
Panic over. I have just had my humour bypass operation reversed in a private ward by LKafka. Thanks to the miracle of modern medicine, I can laugh again!
Please forgive me but I think I need the same operation Sid has had because I still don't get it. UNLESS it's a comment on the similarity between English girls and corpses (looks? frigidity?). But in that case I pity your ignorance, I truly do!
I think there is nothing as hurtfull to a woman than to have her looks criticized all over the world. If they get along thats what counts,and listen you guys she may be hell on wheels in the sack,and that makes up for a lot of shortcommings.
At least now Charles has a woman as a wife. Damned if I know what the other thing was. Always chuckle when I think of D saying there were 3 in the marriage. Shows she was dumber than even I thought if she couldn't count the blokes in her bed. Good on Charles for finally doing the right thing.
- Hans
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