What If?
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Then the entire war would have been postponed.
"Herr Reichsführer, some Arschloch mit ein cell phone was taking video at Gleiwitz. We didn't see him. It's viral already. Who's going to tell der Führer?"
"Herr Reichsführer, some Arschloch mit ein cell phone was taking video at Gleiwitz. We didn't see him. It's viral already. Who's going to tell der Führer?"
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Japan would have won since most of them are manufactured in Asia :P
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Hitler to Eva: 'Nein, Liebchen, I will not be home at dinner time. Yes, I have to conquer Poland first. And don't call me during worktime, okay?'
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Well, it at least may have finally led by now to some stringent laws worldwide to severely restrict knucklehead cellphone use while operating motor vehicles
Lolligag along at 55mph in the far left lane while on the phone … 20 yrs. Texting while driving … death row
Lolligag along at 55mph in the far left lane while on the phone … 20 yrs. Texting while driving … death row
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I'm sure there would of been some really good autocorrect posts to see too.
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The party rally in Nürnberg: "Can you please tweet after der Führer's speech, bitte?"
Somewhere in the USSR, 1941: "We've been marching for weeks now, and it is impossible to phone home because the Commies haven't got 3G yet."
Normandy, June 6, 1944: "There's a shitload of Allied ships just of the coast. You don't believe me? I'll forward a pic to you. Yes, it has got 5 megapixel."
Somewhere in the USSR, 1941: "We've been marching for weeks now, and it is impossible to phone home because the Commies haven't got 3G yet."
Normandy, June 6, 1944: "There's a shitload of Allied ships just of the coast. You don't believe me? I'll forward a pic to you. Yes, it has got 5 megapixel."
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Hey mom, the Berlin weapons school may be break from the eastern front, but this double duty as firefighter and rescue personnel and pulling corpses out of the rubble after allied bombing raids is getting kind of old. Low res from my crappy old BeuteCell, but here are some pics of the damage and of the bodies we pulled out of the rubble and piled up in the streets.
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Uncle texting his sister via BeuteCell from Dieppe while watching the invading fleet approach … 'oh good lord, do they have any idea what they're in for' ..
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Hi mom they got my watch and camera but they missed my slim cell
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Hi mom almost got shot by my captors today
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Hi mom, the * behind me kept on shoving me in the back with the bayonet on the end of his gun so I waited for a chance to snatch it away from that * and started beating him with his own gun. I would have beaten that * to death with his own gun if my Kameraden hadn't broken out of the prisoner line to gang up to pull me away
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Hi mom so they shaved my head because of the incident
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Hi mom starving and watching a lot of the guys around me dying for the lack of food