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Lupo Solitario
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White House cellar guard
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Lupo Solitario wrote:White House cellar guard
You mean WINE cellar guard ? :D HN.
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Well, depending on the sitting president, it could be "Whine Cellar Guard!"
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Well Tom, that WAS low :wink:
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Patrick wrote:Probably doesn't matter. I can type 80-90 words a minute, so no matter which army drafted me, I'd end up being a clerk.
How right you are. Old vet here in town came from a family that ran a typewriter repair business. This guy had been fixing typewriters since he was a kid and could type like a demon. He was "too valuable" to be posted to combat and spent the entire war in the US. No officer would part with him;)
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HaEn wrote:
Lupo Solitario wrote:White House cellar guard
You mean WINE cellar guard ? :D HN.
Was there another? :wink:
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logistics officer for von Manstein. I am good at planning and organization.
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well, ill prolly be cannonfodder somewhere in a foxhole shitting my pants off untill a shell made my foxhole slightly deeper and wider :shock: :wink:

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Finnish Army, I would be the idiot traitor and assasinate Mannerheim :D
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I would be drafted for the artillery in Varde, Denmark.

My granddad was there when Denmark was invaded on 9 April 1940. Problem was, he had only been drafted on 8 April, so they sent him home with his uniform. Came in handy when cloth was rationed later in the war.

After that, Id probably join the resistance in, say, April 1945, just to get bragging rights :-)

That said, there is a series running on Danish television these days about the members of the resistance that came in charge of liquidating snitches. What is really interesting (other than their stories, of course) is, that these perfectly ordinary granddad-types that you wouldnt be able to pick out from any group of old guys have been at it shooting people in cold blood. One even still had his machinegun in the closet, I guess if the nazis should ever try to come again. And this guy is like EIGHTY!!!

Boggles the mind.

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PS. One thing that I find peculiar about old members of the resistance (both in my family and elsewhere) is, that they are quite reluctant to tell anything about it. Some refuse to do so outright. Must have been hell.
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Finnish Coastal Artillery gunlayer.
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well, for one, try to figure this one:

Instandsetzungtruppfuhrer in von Braun's team.

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Since I learned a bit of english, something like intelligence might be adaquate. I'm also not too bad a typing, so I guess I'd be well away from the russian front ;)
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US Army Women's Auxilary Corps, I am a lesbian trapped in a man's body. If I was feeling foolish, very common for me, I would probabably volunter for the Marines, Airborne, or Rangers. Who can resist the chance to die with the best?
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Well to answer my own question. Im sixteen and when 1941 hits ill be drafting age and high school education doesen't seperate me from everybody else so i guess its the US army as a soldier.
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