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Post by Tom Houlihan » Thu Mar 18, 2004 8:15 pm

Remember, subtlety and technique are important. There just ain't nothin' subtle about a JSU-152!!
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Post by Skarn » Thu Mar 18, 2004 8:16 pm

Hi my Shadowy friend,

I have to admit that, even if I am an experimented soldier of the feldgrauian Foreign Legion (more than my number of posts indicates), I didn't know who were the "Forum Heroes". I've just heard about the "Forum Hero Tales", but never seen a conversation before. But I cried reading this one : so funny ! :D

I know our Commissar, I have had the pleasure to read some of his contributions, sometimes (very good) answers to my own questions.
I know also Prit, our doctor, who prefer to cut than to heal (a real military doctor, I like that) and who furnished me an excellent map of Crimea.
I know others, but less (except you - my brother-in-arm since our common Martini campaign, and William, of course).

Sorry to introduce myself in a thread, but I can't let them tell that "Shadow" had a smaller gun than them. Actually, I wanted to tell them the "frisky" episod, but I had to stop my attempt to do so : my English is too bad :(

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Post by Shadow » Thu Mar 18, 2004 8:17 pm

GUNS! GUNS! GUNS!

Dis obsession mit de gunnen again!

Hum....think maybe found secret allied weakness!

:?

Must run and tell Herr Goebels!
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Post by Commissar D, the Evil » Thu Mar 18, 2004 8:19 pm

Frisky episode? Our quiet Shadow? Naw, must have been someone else!!! Heh Heh!!!

Very Good to See You Loic. Scroll back a few pages on Soldatenheim and you will find a Forum Hero episode or two or three or four or......

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Post by Skarn » Thu Mar 18, 2004 8:20 pm

Commissar,

My apologizes. I spoke about the height of the gun, not its caliber. L71, it's longer than a "socialist" gun, I think. ;-)

What do you think about our 80cm gun, the one which destroyed one of your subterran supply depot 25m underground in Sevastopol ? Subtlety and technique, said Tom. Tom is a wise man ;-)

Eheh :D

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Post by Shadow » Thu Mar 18, 2004 8:21 pm

Herr Skarn!

As a valued kamerad - NO TELLING DER TALE OF DE "FRISKY"!

Or Frau Wurst will do much damage to my Camel-Wurst sausage!!
:shock:

danke!
:D
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Post by Skarn » Thu Mar 18, 2004 8:23 pm

Thanks for your welcome, Commissar,

But don't forget that I prefer German Camel Wurst to Red preaches ! :D
I go immediatly to see another "Hero Tale".

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Post by Tom Houlihan » Thu Mar 18, 2004 8:23 pm

Shadow wrote:Or Frau Wurst will do much damage to my Camel-Wurst sausage!!
Aw, c'mon, we'd never tell HER anything!!

Now, where was that phone number again? I had it here a minute ago...
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Post by Skarn » Thu Mar 18, 2004 8:25 pm

Not even a word, Herr Wurst !
Don't want to see Frau Wurst forbid you another time to go on the net to laugh with feldgrauian friends... Ooooops ! I told more than I do !

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Post by Commissar D, the Evil » Thu Mar 18, 2004 8:25 pm

What do you think about our 80cm gun, the one which destroyed one of your subterran supply depot 25m underground in Sevastopol ? Subtlety and technique, said Tom. Tom is a wise man
Ah, yes, I always thought you guys were over-compensating for a lack of manpower! But, I intend to look at it again the next time I'm at the museum near Moscow.

Now, what's this about a Frisky Shadow???

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Post by Shadow » Thu Mar 18, 2004 8:28 pm

Tom wrote:Aw, c'mon, we'd never tell HER anything!!
Now, where was that phone number again? I had it here a minute ago...
Herr Dr. Shado.Wurst feel like him at Stalingrad! :oops:

When's the next plane outta here! :shock:

I think I hear mein Fuhrer calling me to important conference in Berlin!
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Post by Commissar D, the Evil » Thu Mar 18, 2004 8:32 pm

Ah yes and once again the German Army is in retreat......


:D :D :D :D

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Post by Skarn » Thu Mar 18, 2004 8:33 pm

Herr Doktor,

Don't worry, not even a word about the six Martinis in half an hour and the following episod in the dog house. I'd die before to tell the truth, I swear it ! :D

Wurst heil !

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Post by Tom Houlihan » Thu Mar 18, 2004 8:38 pm

Skarn wrote:Don't worry, not even a word about the six Martinis in half an hour and the following episod in the dog house
Hey, those girls weren't that ugly!!!

I mean, er, ah, never mind....
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Post by Commissar D, the Evil » Thu Mar 18, 2004 8:51 pm

Ah sooooooo, the dog house!!!! Yes, we Soviets heard of that infamous brothel in Ost Perversia!!!

We heard the women were too ugly even for native Perversians!!!

So Tom, can I get an "AAAAWWWWWOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"

Heh Heh Heh Heh Heh!

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~D, Very EviL
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