Commissar D ~ the EviL - Immortalized in Song?

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Post by Commissar D, the Evil » Fri Mar 19, 2004 5:26 pm

That's nothing Locke! Acording to plans we Soviets captured in the Reichstag, the Nazis were going to remove the Parthenon from Greece and put it in Konigsberg. Hitler objected that the building was, in his words "a ruin", so the plan was scrubbed. Then the Nazis decided that, since England had an Obelisk from Egypt, they just had to have a pyramid of their own. So, Rommel and the Afrika Corps were dispatched to capture one!!!!

The greed of those Nazis barbarians was incredible!

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Post by Locke » Sat Mar 20, 2004 6:15 am

I knew there had to be something behind the African campaign! Imagine there would be a pyramid on the top of the Reichstag instead of the dome....crazy :wink:
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Post by Shadow » Sat Mar 20, 2004 10:16 am

As vell as the Eifel Tower, Parthenon and Pyramids, the art appreciating National Social Party had planned to move the Arc de Triumph, Collosus of Rhodes, Leaning Tower of Pizza and the Matterhorn! :wink:

All ot keep them out of the grasp of the invading eastern hordes of Ghengis Commissar and Attila the Fridolin! :x

Unfortunately, we were unable to rent a storage-locker quite large enough to fit them all in! :(

Even Herr Reichmarschal's clothes closet was just a little too small! :(
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Post by Commissar D, the Evil » Sat Mar 20, 2004 1:01 pm

All ot keep them out of the grasp of the invading eastern hordes of Ghengis Commissar and Attila the Fridolin!

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

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Post by Fridolin » Sat Mar 20, 2004 7:22 pm

Taking into account that, according to Himmler,
'Archaeology is the science of Aryan supremacy in the beginnings of civilization'
(true) it is easy to see why Adolf did not think much of Himmler's efforts in digging ancient Germanic wooden huts in Pomerania, or in sending expeditions to measure funny crania in Tibet.
Having some talent in the field of 'les Belles Artes' (at least as much as Churchill) Hitler fully appreciated that maintaining that 'Germanic genius was already showing in these wooden huts' while the Greeks were building the Parthenon was something a little off the mark, not to say plainly ridiculous.
So it was Himmler, not Hitler, who thought of the Parthenon as 'ruins'. In fact, this is the very first occasion in which the faithful servant dared to voice a difference of opinion with his master Adolf.
But newly unclassified sources mention that the real reason behind Himmler's hate of the Parthenon lies in the fact that on the one ocassion in 1936 in which he mustered courage to visit an SS brothel a Greek whore laughed at his 'little ruin'.
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Post by Shadow » Sun Mar 21, 2004 4:40 am

Achtung!

Fellow members of the elite National Sociall Party of Ost Perversia!!

Go to the following site, where you will read about the pitifull, bumbbling efforts of our enemies to do "nasties" to our beloved "Fatherland"!

http://www.feldgrau.net/phpBB2/viewtopi ... 0a2dbec3f0

Again, as uncle Adolf would say: Tsk! Tsk! Tsk! - shame on them!
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Post by Sam H. » Mon Mar 22, 2004 3:21 pm

Man ... stay away from the computer for a few days and I miss all this discussion .... gotta remember to check in more often! :shock:

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Post by Shadow » Tue Mar 23, 2004 4:27 am

Sam H. wrote:Man ... stay away from the computer for a few days and I miss all this discussion .... gotta remember to check in more often! :shock:
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Ve half ways of making you read ze forum, Herr Sam!
Your punishment, for being deliquent in reading the above thread, is, - YOU MUST, jawohl!, READ IT TWICE! :wink:
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Post by Locke » Tue Mar 23, 2004 12:01 pm

Ahh, Herr Shadow, this topic is so active that I (and some others too, I guess) almost always miss the most interesting discussion (because you guys are in another timezone :!: )
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Post by Shadow » Tue Mar 23, 2004 12:21 pm

Once upon a time, in a galaxie far, far, away..........................
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Re: Commissar D ~ the EviL - Immortalized in Song?

Post by Groscurth » Thu Jan 30, 2014 9:50 pm

Thanks for all this Shadow, once in that galaxy, we will all meet and have joy.
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