What If?

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Re: What If?

Post by ReinhardH » Sun May 06, 2012 2:06 am

Hi mom they're drunk and celebrating and they're shooting straight into the prisoner crowd

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Re: What If?

Post by ReinhardH » Sun May 06, 2012 2:07 am

Hi mom they've suckered a lot of us here into joining up with them as an alternative to death by starvation

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Re: What If?

Post by ReinhardH » Sun May 06, 2012 2:08 am

Hi mom word is that if you come up for release don't give them your real hometown if it's in an Ivan occupation zone otherwise you will be denied and you will stay here until you starve to death like the rest

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Re: What If?

Post by ReinhardH » Sun May 06, 2012 2:13 am

Hi mom thankfully released today had to lie about my hometown but I am at least free but now once or twice every day I'm asked to jerk my arms high into the air by the occupation troops so they can look at my armpit area what a Kasperl Spiel

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Re: What If?

Post by ReinhardH » Sun May 06, 2012 2:14 am

Hi mom sorry I scared you when we finally met again because I looked so much like a walking skeleton

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What if Hitler had been into chicks?...

Post by L. Kafka » Fri Sep 14, 2012 12:07 am

I've known several men over the years that I figured for being asexual, not gay, but just not into female entanglements. Hitler appeared to be asexual. But I wonder if he suffered from Asperger's syndrome.
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Re: What If?

Post by phylo_roadking » Fri Sep 14, 2012 2:08 pm

Well, he apparently had a Gary McKinnon-like fixation on flying saucers....
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