I told you before. For speaking a french working in 75% of all the situations, you must know only three words : oui, non and merde.
Meanwhile, Take care because you can have many combinations.
- Could you lend your car to me ?
- Merde !
- ok but it's merde oui or merde non ?
I guess also that computers use a strange english too. This morning, at work my computer told that it couldn't detect the keyboard and order me to press the F1 key. It didn't tell how
In the 50's, one of my friend was a young pilot in the french air force. He met an american pilot who was surprised to see that a pilot could be only a NCO. So the american said in french to my friend " la France c'est spécial".