If Feldgrau Forum was a real place...

Doktor Krollspell · Post by **Doktor Krollspell** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 3:46 pm

"You young boys need to go get who ever is in charge of you. I am not going to be bother by you." Yelled Doktor Krollspell, still recovering from being startled by this group.

This sounds like a typical day at work!

Are you that strange new kid in 9th grade that follows me around all day, always talking about the war and thus, preventing me to have my precious coffee breaks, huh

A Feldgrau Conference Hall... well that would be something, wouldn't it!

A+

Krollspell

phylo_roadking · Post by **phylo_roadking** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 4:17 pm

Hideouts? The most amazing relic of the Nazi Era I ever saw was the incredible elevator to the teahouse at the top ot the Obersalzburg. Dunno why he went there for tea, as a connisseur of snacking its not that good even now LMAO.

phylo

Helmut Von Moltke · Post by **Helmut Von Moltke** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 9:19 pm

hahahahah lol!

And what role do I play in this? With all those WWII German uniforms, I put on one of the Asiatic battalions of the Wehrmacht and I am a guard of the Leibstandarte Feldgrau guard battalion, guarding the "real" Feldgrau place, eventually managing to become the Oberst commander of the guard, thus gaining access to the discussions inside the building of Doktor Krospell.

nice thread Taylor, one of the most humourous ones on Feldgrau!

helmut

Helmut Von Moltke · Post by **Helmut Von Moltke** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 6:48 pm

Probably discussing the discover of Hitler's frozen head and it's addition to a sharks body?

lol, considering that Adolf's body was incinerated in 1945 and then in th 1970s and only a but of his skull remains, in an archive in Moscow, that is....... a very low probability.

Alex Coles · Post by **Alex Coles** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 1:27 am

Oh, oh put me in the next chapter!

Doktor Krollspell · Post by **Doktor Krollspell** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 5:55 am

a health system. "Well, you know, Doktor Krollspell is in charge of that,

(...hastily draining a pint of Gösser Bier while gulping down the last Kabanoss Wurst

) Hmm, I better look up how "health" is spelled in german...

Satiated regards,

Krollspell

Tom Houlihan · Post by **Tom Houlihan** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 5:59 am

Doktor Krollspell wrote:Hmm, I better look up how "health" is spelled in german...

Hmmm... Based on your post, I'll ask if you know how 'health' is spelled in Swedish?!

Doktor Krollspell · Post by **Doktor Krollspell** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 6:15 am

Is that a trick question..?

I'm taller than a Panzer I but I weight slighly less!

And buying, carrying and reading books in the quantities that I do... well, in my world that's darn good physical education!

Reading and panting,

but always

Krollspell

Helmut Von Moltke · Post by **Helmut Von Moltke** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 7:16 pm

Even the commander of the Leibstandarte Feldgrau Guard Battalion, Oberst Helmut Von Moltke, can't vote since he's only 14, and am I considered a child?

Helmut Von Moltke · Post by **Helmut Von Moltke** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 8:59 pm

hi kamerad lol, I was just adding on the LF (Leibstandarte Feldgrau) as a invention add on to your place.

After all, it's my unit, without it looters will plunder your place. The cufftitle of the unit, on the M43 uniforms, proclaim "Feldgrau", and the shoulder boards have "F" on them, and so does the collar tab insigia.

I passed the test of historical knowledge!!!

can we see the test of historical knowledge? I sure want to take it too!

LOL, these stories sure are fun

helmut

Alex Coles · Post by **Alex Coles** » Fri Apr 14, 2006 4:43 am

Ohh.... i'm too young

What about Kampfgruppe Taylortruppen ?

Helmut Von Moltke · Post by **Helmut Von Moltke** » Fri Apr 14, 2006 4:46 am

What about Kampfgruppe Taylortruppen ?

Kampgruppe Taylortruppen is the mobile reserve under Leutnant "17th SS Panzer Grenadier", of the Leibstandarte "Feldgrau", so therfore under my command.

Alex Coles · Post by **Alex Coles** » Fri Apr 14, 2006 4:57 am

Nah, call me Alex.

/Alex Coles

Leutenant 17th SS panzer Grenadier doesn't sound right

Instead of taylor being general, he could probably be

Hohenzollern der Kampfgruppe, Taylor

Helmut Von Moltke · Post by **Helmut Von Moltke** » Fri Apr 14, 2006 5:02 am

or Taylor could be "Chef des Oberkommando der Feldgrau", a Feldmarschall, wearing an original WWII Field Marshal's uniform from the museum he invented.

Alex Coles · Post by **Alex Coles** » Fri Apr 14, 2006 5:06 am

Remember, it's Feldmarschall as well. Generalfeldmarschall was a rank abolished after WWII. Just keep that in mind.