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by der alte Landser
Tue Sep 29, 2009 9:19 am
Forum: General WWII German Military Discussion
Topic: Humor in the Wehrmacht
Replies: 122
Views: 136204

Re: Humor in the Wehrmacht

Here's a cute little cartoon from VB-Feldpost #3, page 8. "Ruki wjerch" is a Germanized pronunciation ofthe Russian phrase, "hands up."
by der alte Landser
Mon Sep 28, 2009 8:36 pm
Forum: Commanders, Personalities & Award Holders
Topic: need some help with this subject
Replies: 2
Views: 2215

Re: need some help with this subject

I believe that, according to the strict interpretation for das schwarze Verwundetenabzeichen, only one badge was worn for one or two wounds that were not classified as serious (schwer) in nature. Hopefully, some badge experts will weigh in on the topic.
by der alte Landser
Mon Sep 28, 2009 8:29 pm
Forum: General WWII German Military Discussion
Topic: Hitlers Victory
Replies: 7
Views: 5333

Re: Hitlers Victory

Hitler was Time Magazine's Man of the Year for 1938.
by der alte Landser
Mon Sep 28, 2009 2:06 pm
Forum: General WWII German Military Discussion
Topic: Humor in the Wehrmacht
Replies: 122
Views: 136204

Humor in the Wehrmacht "The Password"

This is a funny story from "VB-Feldpost #3." pgs 54-55 It's entitled: “The Password.” Ukrainian winter. New-fallen snow. Sunlight glitters on the crystalline landscape. The commander trudges from guard post to guard post, inspecting each sentry. Every detail is important to him: post numbe...
by der alte Landser
Mon Sep 28, 2009 6:28 am
Forum: General WWII German Military Discussion
Topic: Humor in the Wehrmacht
Replies: 122
Views: 136204

Re: Humor in the Wehrmacht

“Lachendes Feldgrau”, pgs 8o Sergeant’s training sometimes leads to the chance for smiles, and even laughter. For example: “Kanonier Kircheisen! You’re standing a post on duty in the middle of the night. Something slinks up from behind and wraps itself around you. You don’t have a chance of using yo...
by der alte Landser
Sun Sep 27, 2009 8:11 am
Forum: General WWII German Military Discussion
Topic: Humor in the Wehrmacht
Replies: 122
Views: 136204

Re: Humor in the Wehrmacht

“VB-Feldpost #4,” page 76 entitled “Correct.” It’s a well-known fact that units are only permitted to requisition supplies in enemy territory according to regulations with the appropriate forms. Not long ago, a cow was found in a pasture not far from Briansk. On one of its horns was the following re...
by der alte Landser
Sat Sep 26, 2009 11:47 am
Forum: Weapons and Equipment
Topic: Mortar/ Artillery Orders/ Commands?
Replies: 2
Views: 2368

Re: Mortar/ Artillery Orders/ Commands?

There's a fairly detailed entry on the topic in Wikipedia.de, (in German) which goes into a fair amount of detail on the subject:

http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Artillerie ... hrmacht%29
by der alte Landser
Sat Sep 26, 2009 10:38 am
Forum: General WWII German Military Discussion
Topic: Humor in the Wehrmacht
Replies: 122
Views: 136204

Re: Humor in the Wehrmacht

This is a cartoon from "Lachendes Feldgrau, Band I," entitled "The Correct Place." Vorsicht! Feind hört mit! means "Caution, the enemy is listening."
by der alte Landser
Sat Sep 26, 2009 8:56 am
Forum: General WWII German Military Discussion
Topic: Humor in the Wehrmacht
Replies: 122
Views: 136204

Re: Humor in the Wehrmacht

Here's one from “Lachendes Feldgrau”, pgs 105-106 entitled "The Subtle Approach." Sergeant’s training in the kaserne. Subject: the light machinegun. Sergeant Karotz quizzes the soldiers on the things that he taught them the last time. Suddenly, the company commander comes into the classroo...
by der alte Landser
Sat Sep 26, 2009 8:47 am
Forum: What's New
Topic: Welcome to the forum, tell us about yourself!
Replies: 168
Views: 148902

Re: Welcome to the forum, tell us about yourself!

Welcome aboard from another new member!
by der alte Landser
Fri Sep 25, 2009 8:30 am
Forum: General WWII German Military Discussion
Topic: Humor in the Wehrmacht
Replies: 122
Views: 136204

Re: Humor in the Wehrmacht

Here's a short one that anyone who's ever served will appreciate. It's from "Ein Tornister voll Humor," page 27, and is entitled "Background." Unteroffizier : "Lehmann, what did you do before you joined the army?" Lehmann: "I was a telephone operator, Herr Unteroff...
by der alte Landser
Fri Sep 25, 2009 7:50 am
Forum: General WWII German Military Discussion
Topic: Humor in the Wehrmacht
Replies: 122
Views: 136204

Re: Humor in the Wehrmacht

Jonathon: I hope the potatoes came out all right. We had potatoes in our home last evening for dinner, too. There was no danger of explosion since we use an electric range. :wink: Most of these little books that I translate from were printed for families to send out to their men in uniform. There ar...
by der alte Landser
Thu Sep 24, 2009 7:31 am
Forum: General WWII German Military Discussion
Topic: Humor in the Wehrmacht
Replies: 122
Views: 136204

Re: Humor in the Wehrmacht

This anecdote is from "Heiteres aus dem Brotbeutel Gekrümelt.," page 112. It's entitled "Chimney Sweep," and is about Rottenführer Deixler, who is also the subject of a story on page 1 of this thread. The author is "AB." During the campaign in France during 1940 Rottenf...
by der alte Landser
Wed Sep 23, 2009 7:17 am
Forum: General WWII German Military Discussion
Topic: Humor in the Wehrmacht
Replies: 122
Views: 136204

Re: Humor in the Wehrmacht

Hello all! Recruits are always good for a few laughs, especially from soldiers who are already serving. Here are three stories on this topic. The first one is from VB-Feldpost # 1, page 34. It's entitled "Saluting." Sometimes, life isn't so simple for Unteroffiziere . One day during a clas...
by der alte Landser
Mon Sep 21, 2009 9:58 pm
Forum: General WWII German Military Discussion
Topic: Humor in the Wehrmacht
Replies: 122
Views: 136204

Re: Humor in the Wehrmacht

Here's a story from VB-Feldpost # 3, page 57, (1944) It's entitled "Well sure." It was during the advance that a small "Rata" fighter made an appearance overhead. Everyone dove for cover. From our foxholes, we saw the poorly-targeted eggs rushing toward the earth. Were they bombs...