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Thank You Locke, good to see the old hammer and sickle again. I should warn you that Comrade Stalin had two seperate types of sugar produced in those packets. One was ordinary sugar. The other looked like sugar and was just as sweet--I distinctly recall several of my colleagues remarking how sweet it was--but it had an unfortunate side effect:
One sip and you woke up in Siberia (or Rumania if he was really mad at you)!!!
Ah, Comrade Stalin could be such a practical joker at times!!!

Hi Prit! Good to hear from you! Did I ever tell you about the "Doctor's Purge" Stalin planned.....?

Best Regards,
~D, the EviL

Oh yes, I know all about the planned 'doctor purge'...

...only the doctors purged him first!!!

Commissar D, the Evil wrote:Thank You Locke, good to see the old hammer and sickle again. I should warn you that Comrade Stalin had two seperate types of sugar produced in those packets. One was ordinary sugar. The other looked like sugar and was just as sweet--I distinctly recall several of my colleagues remarking how sweet it was--but it had an unfortunate side effect:
One sip and you woke up in Siberia (or Rumania if he was really mad at you)!!!
Ah, Comrade Stalin could be such a practical joker at times!!!

Hi Prit! Good to hear from you! Did I ever tell you about the "Doctor's Purge" Stalin planned.....?

Best Regards,
~D, the EviL

No problem, Commissar. Thanks for the warning - well, I guess I was lucky..I'm still here:)

hehe Prit...Commissar won't like that

Donnerwetter !!!!

Der infamous Herr Doktor Pritzky (a communistic non-de-plume if I ever hear one!) has just made his appearance!

Is it true, Herr Doktor, that you were personal physician to that dumpkoff warmongering, cigar swallowing, Churchill during his unprovoked war against us peace loving camel-wurst makers everywhere?

I give you “der bose blick”!

Fraulein Locke!

Giving aid and comfort (and, oh yah! – sugar!) to the enemies of the Reich (communistic Commissar tank drivers fit the bill perfectly) is a very serious offence, punishable by “no spring break” and “no ski trips to Austria” ………….and we might even confiscate your rabbit!

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Well, in a manner of speaking, yes...

The problem is, we forum heroes had so many different incarnations. My main incarnation was fighting on the Ostfront, trying to make a (dis)honest living from the black market and trying to avoid His EviLness. Another incarnation, according to our friend Bill, was with the Punjabi Rifles in N Africa.

However, I doubt that Mr Churchill would have tolerated my tender loving care. This man was branded as an unacceptable racist by many of his contemporaries, and once described Indians as 'the most odious people on Earth'.

Hmmm. Bend over, Mr Churchill, I have a special ice-cold enema for you...

Prit wrote: Hmmm. Bend over, Mr Churchill, I have a special ice-cold enema for you...

Jawohl.....I think you are getting der garterbelt and stilletto heels wearing, - "Commissar tanked, D - driver" - excited!

Try as I might, I cannot remember who wrote that reactionary drivel about me in Berlin. I would really like to see it again, so I could give the actual version of events!!!

Dr. Pritsky, stare deeply into my avatar................

Best Regards,
~D, the EviL

Commissar D, the Evil wrote: Dr. Pritsky, stare deeply into my avatar................

I keep trying to wipe it off my computer screen with a kleenex!

I confess, it was me...

Confess???

Damnation, I CLAIM RESPONSIBILITY!

It was my finest FH tale ever.

Prit

Well, could you post it again?

Look into the Avatar:

YOU WILL POST THE STORY
YOU WILL POST THE STORY
YOU WILL POST THE STORY

There guys, that should work. I've found that it's easy to hypnotize doctors, although it really works better if you wave money at them!

Best Regards, David

Commissar D, the Evil wrote:There guys, that should work. I've found that it's easy to hypnotize doctors, although it really works better if you wave money at them!

And on that note

Patient: Doctor, is there anything worse than being old and bent?
Doctor: Yes there is...being young and broke.

Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up a point or more?
Doctor: Sell!

An anesthesiologist is a doctor who works in the operating room to delay your pain until such time as you get his bill.

A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through the flower beds.
"Excuse me," he said, "have you lost something?"
"No," replied one of the doctors. "We're doing a heart transplant for an income-tax inspector and want to find a suitable stone."

Excellent, Shadowy friend!

A referral letter I was told about, from a family doctor to a renowned surgeon:

Dear Colleague

Mr XXX has piles, of both the monetary and rectal kind. I understand you are expert at reducing both.

Prit wrote:D, you've been neglecting your medication again, haven't you?????

Actually, no, he hasn't been neglecting it! He has it all piled on his desk, and he talks to it randomly during the day. As a matter of fact, now that I think if it, those are little round, red pills!!!

Hmmm.....talking to his medication, new avatar..... Methinks our good Commissar needs to go back to the Betty Ford Clinic!!! Say, you don't think the wrong guy was pulled out of there, do you???????!!!!!!!!!!


Hi, Honey, how was your prostate exam?

It went fine! The doc put his right hand on my shoulder, and his left.... No, wait. He had his left hand on my shoulder, and his right.....

HEY!! That sumbeach had BOTH hands on my shoulders!!!